The madness of Dean had bloomed into a weird flower - On the Road by Jack Kerouac pg. 112
And finally, after weeks and years of saving - fuck months. I hate months - Mariah
Lindsay - Alana Morissette is good. Max - When you’re pregnant maybe.
I told you I was gonna call you once I reached a location. Then I realized that was a broad statement. I’m gonna go buy a whale now - Lindsay
I bought a squirrel; my night’s just beginning - Max
She’s a Facebook changing weasel - Lindsay
You’re not a pussy, you’re just a lot of cookie dough - Lindsay to Max
He’s like if Sklar and Satan had a child - Larissa
Do not mistake my appetite for apathy - Thor
We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud - Thor
Give me a battle of wit and weirdness - Meghan
Amy - How’s everyone else’s semesters going? Girl - Bubbly. Amy - Why has it been bubbly? Girl - I don’t know, there’s just a lot of bubbles.
Binx - He wasn’t in class Friday. Larissa - He was probably out saving the world you’re welcome!
It’s not a good night until Lindsay pisses herself - Mariah
Binx - I lost a button. Bonanno - You’re better off without it.
Larissa, when you build your first snowman, don’t put dynamite in it - Max
Bonanno - Wait. Are my super vision powers kicking in? Lindsay - Yes! The floor is a kaleidoscope right now!
Every time I close my eyes I see Ganondorf - Lindsay
Don’t interrogate her! We’re not some term paper man! - Bonanno
Goodbye my high little muffins - Ashley
You’re not messy, but everything you touch looks like a meadow - Lindsay to Larissa
If the water eats me, I’ll let it - Max
Max - She caught on, we can’t kill her. Lindsay - I sprayed Febreeze in my bag. Max - I don’t think that’ll kill her.
Why are you frowning? I’m getting alcohol, go away - Lindsay to Max
I want to order from Prides; not for the food, just to talk to them - Lindsay
It sounds like a good idea. The spider tree said so. There were sticks in my mouth - Max
I wrote it in Doug Holder’s class yesterday while he was talking about something - Samille
Lindsay - What are you looking at? Jeff - Not your uterus. Lindsay - Good. I don’t want anyone looking at my uterus. That’s the point!
Jeff and I have the same taste in women - Lindsay