All I want is coffee and kitties - Devdog
I am backwards and I am hung over - Bonanno
I feel like I could climb a mountain and punch God in the face. I made a salad. And it didn’t take me seven days - Bonanno
I’m gonna let you in on a secret, of why I’m so awesome. I’m me - Koch
No one has brain cells today - Devdog
Sneaking in Booze
No one’s gonna check a girl’s back fat - Lil Wayne
Do you wanna rip my tooth out tonight with your car? - Bonanno
Sir, I am commencing to have certain conceptual problems with the role of myself and my partner in these shenanigans - Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman pg. 145
Binx - Oh, are we making dinner? Ashley - No, Max is just excited about spices.
Max, you Bob Marley all wrong - Lindsay
Yo, nut bro, where’s my moonshine? - Koch
There’s an ant in my car. Oh, now it’s a spider - Dan O
I gotta pee out the jizz - Aria
How much money would you kill 36 kittens for? - Sam
YOU ARE CURRENTLY PEEING ON ME! - Sam to Koch
Koch - CHICKEN DICK! Carli - Ryan! Be quiet! *Pause* Koch - …chicken dick.
I wish I could buy cigarettes at the bank - Dan O
I’m Ryan and I tone - Koch
Beef like burger, sour like cream. Tuddy bidduts - Devdog
Dan O - Dan! You were on fire! Drn Brn - I know! And now I can’t find my pants!
I’m not gonna pretend I’ve never done meth by accident when I wanted to do ecstasy - Drn Brn
Zitnay - Apparently we can’t go to Brian’s party. He just texted me that we can’t come. Aria - Why?! There’s only 20 of us!
Every time I see him I juts wanna cut my balls off - Drn Brn
People on this planet are fighting lions every day - Trom
Bonanno - Doesn’t everything make you feel like Peter Pan? Thulio - No, just my shoes.
I’m gonna key your butt - Drn Brn
We’re here. You’re welcome - Taylor
You were like a horror movie that night - Aria to Dan O
Secrets secrets are no fag, you’re a fag, you’re a fag, you’re a fag. Is that how the rhyme goes? - Aria
I would bathe in the fact that that happened - Aria
I’m just do bad at talking to people sober - Theo
Yeah, equally both would be safer if they were both the same - Dan O
Bonanno - It’s between cabbage and Neil Simon. Lindsay - Isn’t it always?
A baby got run over by a wookie - Alyssa
I eat muscats - Dubra
Alright, I decided that Zitnay is a lesbian - Dubra
Steve, if we all lived in a house, you’d be the one to break the chandelier - Trom
Mushrooms are like Alice in Wonderland, acid is like The Matrix - Zitnay
Dan - Can I shave your chest hair? Thulio - Yeah, you wanna?
So this meth in my system… - Sam
If I ever tried to drive in England I think I’d have an aneurism. I’d sit in that seat, see the wheel in front of me and explode - Binx
If you have a vagina, are with a vagina, or are just plain sassy, you may enter the store - Elf, Blond, and Binx (about men coming into a women’s boutique alone)
I feel like there are people in the world who go entire weeks without making a single silly noise - Bonanno
Don’t put that on your dick dude - Bonvini to Koch
Bonvini - You wanna go steal that guy’s boat? Dubra - I already did and I returned it politely. Then he gave me a beer.
Bonvini - Who wants to shot gun a beer? Dubra - Me, I’m getting pissed off.
I have the best name! The Cockadile Hunter! - Chibi
If you put enough cheese on anything it’ll taste fucking great - Wiz
Chibi - We should pour something on us. Binx - Alcohol or blood? Blond - What are we drinking?
Girls, we need to set aside some time for hugging and boob touching - Binx