All I want is coffee and kitties - Devdog
I am backwards and I am hung over - Bonanno
I feel like I could climb a mountain and punch God in the face. I made a salad. And it didn’t take me seven days - Bonanno
I’m gonna let you in on a secret, of why I’m so awesome. I’m me - Koch
No one has brain cells today - Devdog
No one’s gonna check a girl’s back fat - Lil Wayne
Do you wanna rip my tooth out tonight with your car? - Bonanno
Sir, I am commencing to have certain conceptual problems with the role of myself and my partner in these shenanigans - Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman pg. 145
Binx - Oh, are we making dinner?
Ashley - No, Max is just excited about spices.
Max, you Bob Marley all wrong - Lindsay
Yo, nut bro, where’s my moonshine? - Koch
There’s an ant in my car. Oh, now it’s a spider - Dan O
I gotta pee out the jizz - Aria
How much money would you kill 36 kittens for? - Sam
YOU ARE CURRENTLY PEEING ON ME! - Sam to Koch