All I want is coffee and kitties - Devdog

9:16 pm, by madquotes
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I am backwards and I am hung over - Bonanno

9:15 pm, by madquotes
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I feel like I could climb a mountain and punch God in the face. I made a salad. And it didn’t take me seven days - Bonanno

9:14 pm, by madquotes
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I’m gonna let you in on a secret, of why I’m so awesome. I’m me - Koch

9:14 pm, by madquotes
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No one has brain cells today - Devdog

9:13 pm, by madquotes
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Sneaking in Booze

No one’s gonna check a girl’s back fat - Lil Wayne

9:12 pm, by madquotes
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Do you wanna rip my tooth out tonight with your car? - Bonanno

9:11 pm, by madquotes
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Sir, I am commencing to have certain conceptual problems with the role of myself and my partner in these shenanigans - Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman pg. 145

9:11 pm, by madquotes
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Binx - Oh, are we making dinner?

Ashley - No, Max is just excited about spices.

9:10 pm, by madquotes
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Max, you Bob Marley all wrong - Lindsay

9:09 pm, by madquotes
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Yo, nut bro, where’s my moonshine? - Koch

9:15 pm, by madquotes
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There’s an ant in my car. Oh, now it’s a spider - Dan O

9:15 pm, by madquotes
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I gotta pee out the jizz - Aria

9:14 pm, by madquotes
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How much money would you kill 36 kittens for? - Sam

9:14 pm, by madquotes
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YOU ARE CURRENTLY PEEING ON ME! - Sam to Koch

9:13 pm, by madquotes
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